A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there - Charles R. Darwin


Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents. - Billiam Coronel


If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15 Advice from Kids


When the horse dies, dismount - Unknown


If it's green, it's biology, If it stinks, it's chemistry, If it has numbers it's math, If it doesn't work, it's technology - Unknown


As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. - Cokie Roberts


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. - William Shakespeare

books before boys because boys bring babies (written with one big "B") - Unknown

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months --Oscar Wilde

EGO: Easing God Out -unknown