Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Happy Birthday PL :D
i love you much much!
changed my bedsheet earlier.
so dusty la.
now it's got dogs ALL OVER IT (:
i keep sneezing now though.
yeah!
and my nose keeps running.
oh wells.
if i had it my way, i would make new rules, that sounds cool
people say i'm crazy they dont understand who i am
if i had it my way, i would change the world, just one girl.
i'm happy (:
gonna meet PL later (:
i'm not sure who else besides sean and amanda, oh and marcus, are going.
mmhmm !
today, let's talk about spammers !
spammers.
what's the first thing that comes to mind?
okay, i'm leaning towards negative comments.
not the retarded kind la.
the 'you make the whole world hate you' kind.
er yeah.
outgoing calls.
okay. here's a list of random words and phrases associated with spammers.
kay, it's on a general level. yeah.
-joke of the day
-people with nothing to do
-bad words
-blogs
-ip
-tagboards
-anonymity
-friends standing up for you
-realisations
-trees
-colour
alrights.
let's elaborate.
joke of the day.
HAHA, personally, i find the above mentioned noun self-explanatory.
however, for the sake of spammers, i shall explain.
i said this before, i'll say this again
er, sam, you might find it ironic that i'm telling spammers to Get Real, but haiyo, ignore me for awhile yeah?
so yeah, back to the point.
DUDE, GET REAL.
not the programme.
get real.
saying stuff like--
'you make the whole world hate you id so unreal, it's funny!
hence making your entire statement a joke, and subsequently, it becomes the joke of the day.
simply because nothing else is funnier.
say something more real la.
yeah.
moving on, people with nothing to do.
ho ho.
again, it's self explanatory.
i shall provide some suggestions with regards to what you can do instead.
1. Go buy a kite.
2. Go fly a kite
3. Go read ! the Warcraft trilogy's good. lovely english.
4. Get a blog if you dont already have one, and then maybe you can spam yourself!
okay. next!
ah, bad words.
they're BAD.
so try not to use them yeah?
IP addresses.
oooh.
cos they help you find out who they spammers are. heh.ANONYMITY.see above-- people with nothing else better to do.I personally think your parents gave you a name for a reason, i mean no offence if your real name is ANON, though i doubt so.you tell me to get a life, when you cant even put your real name.thats funny la.it's SOMEWHAT like telling someone to keep quiet, by shouting at them.like dude, you're adding to the noise.yeah.following the phrase, lead by example, i cant follow YOUR example if i dont even know you, or who you are.that being the case, i dont see why i should listen to someone i dont know.simply because the person doesnt even know me!it's like.you're walking along the street and you see someone with xxx colour hair.and you totally dont know the person.and you're like.'excuse me, your hair colour is CHAO gross. go change it can. meet you back her next tuesday and i'll tell you whether i like it or whether you should go change your hair colour again.'and the person with xxx colour hair will be thinking.OMGGGG. What's the number for the IMH.who are you to judge another?and friends standing up.it goes to prove that whatever you've spewed, isn't true.you know, i make the whole world hate me.no, really.and i'm fat la!yeah.even if i turned anorexic, i'd still be fat!cos i'm that fat,no, really.NO, REALLY.two words.get real.realisations.haha, this post stands as definition, explanation and example for the above mentioned word.TREES!oh, my favourite.haha, i know i'm lame, but yeah. stay with me yeah?why cant all the losers of the world get stuck in trees?it'd be so much better.no computers in trees. no handphones.picture it?PEACE!until computers and handphones start growing on trees that is.Lastly, COLOUR.As annoying as spammers are to an individual, like myself.they add colour to your blog.HEH.i mean, i wouldnt have posted what i just did, if it weren't for anon.yeah.anyways!i'm going out soon soon.meeting for lunch first.dear, i think i'm gonna be late (:oh and sam, You're a really good friend - no sarcasm intended.standing up for her and all.yeah, i'm sure she appreciates it, sorry for being mean.it's on a personal level though.oh, and i'm sorry you were brainwashed as i know it.like dude, you formed an impression of me based on smth one of your friends told you.everyone's telling me to change.and it sucks.even if i did change, it wouldnt make a difference to you, or anyone who wants me to change, cos you wouldn't give me a chance to make a new impression.and in doing so, labelling my change useless.whats the point of changing if you dont take time to even notice it.here's your reality check.Not everyone has the same views as you,so you might just consider accepting that.you cant make everyone think what you think.you cant make everyone follow your ideals, people might agree with them, but that doesnt mean they'll follow your ideals.you cant make people turn against someone just cos you have something against them.it's a free world.realise that yeah?i've realised i cant make the whole world like me.i cant make the whole if singapore like me.and that's just too bad.but i've realised that.and maybe it's time you do too.
sprinkled in glitter.
11:57 AM
